|WELL, WELL, WELL,
It looks like TIME HAS RAN OUT for you. I have
planned a little trip OVER THE HILL just for you.
Do not be alarmed if you have not prepared for the
trip, because I have everything your going to need,
including a PARTY HAT. I must make sure your
ready for that ride ACROSS THE RIVER so I have
a couple of balloons to hang around your neck as
"LIFE PRESERVERS" . Lest we forget, there is
that matter of HALO or HORN. Which will your
friends decide is right for you?
I will really make you squirm as we do a READING
OF THE WILL of the NEARLY DEPARTED.
Imagine as you listen to me give away you bad
habits, personality quirks, nickname, and favorite
possessions. I can not wait to hear your LAST
WILL AND TESTAMENT myself. I am sure you
will leave me something special too!
Shall I escort you OVER THE HILL now?
I will be seeing you soon,
"THE GENTLE REAPER"
SINGING TELEGRAM DESCRIPTION
LET GRIM TELL YOU ABOUT HIMSELF
|GRIM REAPER because YOUR TIME
HAS COME FOR FUN