WELL, WELL, WELL,

It looks like TIME HAS RAN OUT for you.  I have
planned a little trip OVER THE HILL just for you.  
Do not be alarmed if you have not prepared for the
trip, because I have everything your going to need,
including a PARTY HAT.  I must make sure your
ready for that ride ACROSS THE RIVER so I have
a couple of balloons to hang around your neck as
"LIFE PRESERVERS" .   Lest we forget, there is
that matter of HALO or HORN.  Which will your
friends decide is right for you?

I will really make you squirm as we do a READING
OF THE WILL of the NEARLY DEPARTED.  
Imagine as you listen to me give away you bad
habits, personality quirks, nickname, and favorite
possessions.  I can not wait to hear your LAST
WILL AND TESTAMENT myself.  I am sure you
will leave me something special too!

Shall I escort you OVER THE HILL now?
I will be seeing you soon,
love,
GRIM
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