HI YA PUDDIN' PUSS!

I'm Ned.  You remember me.  I am the guy
you hope to never hear from again.  I can't
wait to see you again.  I just have to tell all
your friends that I am the SECRET
ADMIRER in your life.

I have a special poem I have written just for
you that lets everyone know how much I know
about you.  Yep, all those little secret things
like bad habits, embarassing stories, that silly
nickname.  I bet you can't wait to hear it!

I'm gonna' bring my guitar too!  I just have to
do a love song for you in my special style.  It's
true I can sing off pitch in any key.

You better have your friends bring their
cameras and video doo dads to capture the
special moment when I arrive in person to
charm you before asking that SPECIAL
QUESTION I just know you have been
waiting to hear.

Love ya, see ya SOON !!!!!  X O X O X O
NED
NERDY NED
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