| HI YA PUDDIN' PUSS! I'm Ned. You remember me. I am the guy you hope to never hear from again. I can't wait to see you again. I just have to tell all your friends that I am the SECRET ADMIRER in your life. I have a special poem I have written just for you that lets everyone know how much I know about you. Yep, all those little secret things like bad habits, embarassing stories, that silly nickname. I bet you can't wait to hear it! I'm gonna' bring my guitar too! I just have to do a love song for you in my special style. It's true I can sing off pitch in any key. You better have your friends bring their cameras and video doo dads to capture the special moment when I arrive in person to charm you before asking that SPECIAL QUESTION I just know you have been waiting to hear. Love ya, see ya SOON !!!!! X O X O X O NED |
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