|HI YA PUDDIN' PUSS!
I'm Ned. You remember me. I am the guy
you hope to never hear from again. I can't
wait to see you again. I just have to tell all
your friends that I am the SECRET
ADMIRER in your life.
I have a special poem I have written just for
you that lets everyone know how much I know
about you. Yep, all those little secret things
like bad habits, embarassing stories, that silly
nickname. I bet you can't wait to hear it!
I'm gonna' bring my guitar too! I just have to
do a love song for you in my special style. It's
true I can sing off pitch in any key.
You better have your friends bring their
cameras and video doo dads to capture the
special moment when I arrive in person to
charm you before asking that SPECIAL
QUESTION I just know you have been
waiting to hear.
Love ya, see ya SOON !!!!! X O X O X O
SINGING TELEGRAM DESCRIPTION
LET NED TELL YOU ABOUT HIMSELF
|A VISIT FROM NERDY NED IS $175
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