| GOOD NEWS! Your application has been accepted to CLOWN UNIVERSITY. I am Professor HAPPY THE CLOWN. It's time for your first CLOWN CLASS. Let's make sure your properly dressed for the occasion. I have a PARTY HAT that will just complete your special look. As a PROFESSIONAL CLOWN your going to be making some big bucks so I have a couple of big pockets for you. Yes, it's a couple of balloons to hang around your neck. What is a CLOWN without a red nose? NOTHING, so I have a little make up lesson for you too! Now it's time for a lesson in BALLOON ANIMAL SCULPTING. Yes I know you have never done this before and your going to look quite silly in front of all your friends but just think of the photos/video they are getting. The loss of your dignity is being preserved for all time! Shall we take a moment and look over your application to CLOWN UNIVERSITY. You know the one where you told us all about your personality quirks, bad habits, embarassing stories, nicknames, etc. How wonderful of you to share. This should all take about 15 minutes and then you can enjoy the graduation ceremony! Sincerely, Professor Happy the Clown PHD (professional happy dimwit) |
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